More asymmetry in the voice, more drama.

The delulu check your voice notes needed.

Load an audio file. QuantumDrama analyzes the physical geometry of its signal and returns a Drama Score and the dominant narrative mode. Advanced Mode shows where it changes on the timeline.

Analyze geometry, not words. It does not transcribe or interpret meaning, so it works in any language — even with your cat's meows.

“If the wave structure is asymmetric, drama exists.”

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Mathemagic

We live exactly where physics says it does not exist and mathematicians see only chaos. QuantumDrama works there: in mathemagic.

If the wave structure is asymmetric, drama exists.

No transcription. No semantic interpretation. Just signal data.

The mechanic is simple

More asymmetry in the voice, more lore.

QuantumDrama labels the dominant narrative mode in each analysis.

Lore

Activates a learned representation of the world.

Canon

Retrieves something already inscribed in experience.

Vibes

Holds a possibility as present or probable.

Movie

Completes missing information through a provisional scenario.

Delulu

Experiences a spontaneous and involuntary scene.

Fanfic

Intentionally constructs a scene or simulation.

QuantumDrama does not classify a phrase by its content, but by where the speaker is taking it from.

“Aliens built the pyramids.”

In many cases it will appear as Lore, because the idea belongs to collective lore: it sits outside the speaker's personal geometry and is accessed as a shared reference.

But for someone who considers it true and has fully incorporated it, it may appear as Canon: they are not inventing it as an external narrative; they retrieve it from a geometry already inscribed.

The same phrase can produce different results because QuantumDrama does not answer: “Is it true?”

It answers: “Where are you taking it from?”

Narrative modes are playful labels for measured signal geometry. They do not establish truth, memory, intention, mental state or a diagnosis.

Access

Is QuantumDrama paid?

QuantumDrama's essential analysis is free. We believe access to disappointment should be public, as should the right to a result regardless of its content. Advanced Mode is an optional one-time purchase; there is no subscription.

What exactly does it measure?

Expressive intensity and the physical asymmetry of sound. Something can be highly dramatic and factual at the same time. We measure the physical structure of audio, never the truth of what is said.

Why does the mode change when I repeat the same phrase?

Because geometry can change even when the words are identical. In our tests, a formulation may first appear as imagines and later as something already integrated or familiar. It is not a transcription error: there is no transcription. That is precisely why it works.

Should I report a result I disagree with as a bug?

QuantumDrama does not try to agree with you or adapt to what you expected to see. It uses a mathematical formulation whose history began to be written in Greek in 600 BC, long before your dramas existed.

An unexpected result is not a bug by itself. If the app crashes, cannot open or play a file, exports incorrectly or behaves inconsistently with the same file, please report it. We still have absolutely no influence over your vibes.

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What is Advanced Mode for?

It adds animated live analysis during playback, detailed timeline cartography and mode filters. The store shows the local price before confirmation.

Why pay, then?

You pay for the precision of “where”. It makes clear where the delulu is so, once located, you can look for a solulu. The mathematics is free; detailed cartography is optional.

Privacy

Your dramas are yours.

Does QuantumDrama collect or share any data?

QuantumDrama does not transcribe audio. By design, it cannot read your words or interpret their meaning. It only calculates signal geometry directly on your device.

We do not send your audio to the cloud, use it to train AI or build profiles about you.

Your dramas are yours. We only do the maths.
So no. We already have enough of our own drama.

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Don't take mathemagic as if you were the guru of chaos. It's a game. Enjoy it.